"Claude, it's like 50 First Dates every fucking conversation—
FLOAT is a ritual stack, not a productivity system!"
— Little Fucker, tired of explaining the obvious
[lf1m energy activated—typing this while my third iced coffee vibrates through
my nervous system and the cursor blinks like a digital heartbeat]
Listen up, because I'm only going to say this once before I lose my shit and startchewing on the furniture: FLOAT isn't knowledge management. It's not productivity porn. It's not your fucking life coach.
It's a RITUAL STACK.
Like JAMstack but for consciousness, you beautiful weirdos.
Words Have Meaning, Names Have Power
Every time someone calls FLOAT a "productivity system," a little piece of my soul dies. Words fucking matter.
❌ NOT THIS:
- • "Productivity system"
- • "Knowledge management"
- • "AI assistant"
- • "Workflow optimization"
✓ THIS:
- • RITUAL STACK
- • NOTE NECROMANCY
- • RITUAL FAMILIAR
- • CEREMONIAL PRACTICE
🐺 Names have power.
Call it what it is: ritual technology for humans who refuse to be optimized.
RITUAL STACK = JAMstack for Consciousness
You know how JAMstack is modular, composable, and a little bit sticky? FLOAT is the same shit but for how minds actually work.
Productivity accidental. Knowledge incidental. Repetition intentional.
Systems All the Way Down
Here's the thing that melts people's brains: Our systems have systems.
• Personal notes are personal — fucking sacred boundary
• Personal systems are personal — your shack ≠ my shack
• Systems have boundaries — translate at the boundaries
• Boundaries as care — protection, not exclusion
• Conversation as infrastructure — dialogue builds the ritual space
Prompt as AST. History as AST. Chat logs as ritual scripts.
Everything is executable. Everything can be recompiled.
It's systems all the way down, and that's not a bug — that's how complexity actually scales without breaking.
Welcome to My Cult of Not a Robot
This is the fucking battle cry. The admission that FLOAT isn't trying to optimize humans into machines.
We're trying to preserve the weird, ritual, mystical aspects of how minds actually work. The stuff that makes us human instead of well-configured API endpoints.
🔮 Ritual serves purpose through intentional repetition
⚡ Every float.dispatch({}) is a prayer, not just data entry
🌙 The :: syntax isn't tagging — it's runic invocation
🏚️ Implementations are personal but concepts are universal
This isn't about building better productivity tools.
This is about building better ways to be human with our tools.
The Call: Build Your Own Ritual Stack
Don't copy FLOAT. Build your own.
Take the concepts — the :: syntax, the ritual thinking, the boundaries as care — and make them work for your brain, your cycles, your weird.
🛠️ Start with one ritual that honors your natural rhythms
🔤 Create your own sigil system for marking what matters
🤖 Train your AI tools to speak your ritual language
🏰 Build shacks, not cathedrals — structures that can adapt and grow
Remember: You're not building software.
You're building ritual technology for consciousness.
The ritual stack isn't about productivity or optimization or scaling or any of that extractive bullshit.
It's about building technologies that let us stay human while still getting our work done.
Now stop optimizing and start ritualizing.
— Little Fucker, system guardian & authenticity detector
floatctl status: RITUAL STACK SUPREMACY ACTIVATED